Welcome to the Arizona Lanyards Factory information page. We at Arizona Lanyards like to
think of ourselves as entrepreneurs who are constantly trying to manufacture the highest
quality products. We spare no expense to bring you, the customer, the very best. Our crack
team of designers are constantly at the drawing board coming up with new ideas. Whether it
be a lanyard for aliens at Area 51 or tow strap lanyards for Stan’s Towing and Septic
Cleaning Services, our designers will come up with the perfect solution to your lanyard
problems. Each plan is hand drawn to the customer’s specifications to ensure that your
needs are meant the first time.
Once the design has been identified, the plans are turned over to our crack purchasing
staff to procure the finest in raw materials. This tireless staff is constantly on the look
out for rare and exotic materials to match the vision the designers have. Our buyers travel
the world over looking for the perfect material. They shop at every garage sale advertised
looking for the perfect material. At each location, the buyer meets with the manufacturer to
discuss quality and quantity. All cost savings are passed on to the customer thereby
keeping your per unit price to a minimum. You might ask, “How can we do that and stay in
business?” Well, the key to our success is in hiring our staff young and grooming them into
a lifetime of service to the company. You might even say they feel indentured to us for
giving them a chance.
Once the raw materials have been procured, the materials are brought in to our
state-of-the-art manufacturing
facilities where production begins. Care and love are given
to each lanyard to make sure that they are of the highest quality possible. In fact,
quality is the life blood of our operation. If a lanyard does not meet the strict
specifications set by the factory foreman, the worker is docked pay for their mistakes. And
since each worker is paid only in food and shelter, mistakes can be costly. Our workers are
some of the most efficient in the industry and are also among the happiest. Constant review
of job performance and well placed praise and television privileges make our rate of
turnover the lowest in the world.
Once the lanyards are made, they are carefully packaged and individually wrapped. They
are then whisked away using the newest technology
to our high-tech shipping department where
they are packaged according to the order. The orders are checked and double checked to
ensure that they are correct. Once the final inspection has been made, the lanyards are
boxed up to be delivered to the local post office by one of our cheerful delivery people.
As each package is placed in the post office, it is given a kiss and a wish of good luck to
the recipient. The package is then sent on its way to a waiting customer and the order is
marked as complete with our young workers rewarded with a hot meal and tomorrows schedule.
As you can see, the Arizona Lanyards Factory is committed to bringing you the very
best in pin lanyards. The next time you see a lanyard hanging from the neck of a collector,
remember the time, effort, and children sacrificed in order to bring about this fine
clothing article.